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The sighting
At 03:33 UTC, one wallet bought exactly one token. The next block contained a drawing no validator remembers approving.
WELCOME TO THE WEBSITE!!! He watched the chart go to zero and forgot what number comes after zero.
// classified lore
Nobody minted him. Nobody drew the first line. He simply appeared between two blocks and has been watching ever since.
At 03:33 UTC, one wallet bought exactly one token. The next block contained a drawing no validator remembers approving.
His left eye watches holders. His right eye watches the chart. The drool means he has found liquidity.
When the final paper hand sells, the creature will blink once. What happens after that is not in the whitepaper.
// extremely scientific
A highly accurate emotional chart based on staring at the screen for too long. Not financial advice. Barely advice.
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