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Official website made in 7 minutes

Paid Retard

WELCOME TO THE WEBSITE!!! He watched the chart go to zero and forgot what number comes after zero.

HTML POWERED NO BRAINCELLS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Extremely goofy hand-drawn white creature with mismatched eyes and drool on a black background
NO THOUGHTS
ONLY
GAZE

// classified lore

The thing that stared back

Nobody minted him. Nobody drew the first line. He simply appeared between two blocks and has been watching ever since.

01

The sighting

At 03:33 UTC, one wallet bought exactly one token. The next block contained a drawing no validator remembers approving.

02

The gaze

His left eye watches holders. His right eye watches the chart. The drool means he has found liquidity.

03

The prophecy

When the final paper hand sells, the creature will blink once. What happens after that is not in the whitepaper.

// extremely scientific

The gaze curve

A highly accurate emotional chart based on staring at the screen for too long. Not financial advice. Barely advice.

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